Откровения Роясь в спаме нашел презабавное письмо от Цукенберга.

 Subject: A Letter from Mark 



Dear Potential Investor:



For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste

… your money on it, too.



Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will

Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?



For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and

weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a

solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.



Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling

millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.



Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And

while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake

while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.



Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of

using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have

suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned

judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.



With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100

billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five

trades to lose that much money.



One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m

expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but

that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.



Friend me,



Mark

 у миня моцык спиздили Саддам.  очом ты тут щас ваще?

 Чота онглийскей хуйовый…

Кац. Вэлкамонборд! Все только начинается!!! (с)

а зачем рыться в спаме?

 обидно то што зарядка нахуй ненужна была… :(

 ваще…

 сука избить бы щас каво ногами!

 пила как у тебя щяс на личном фронте?

плохо.
Спасибо, что ты спросил.

но зато лето, море, теннис.
И еще у нас Гоблин шоу. Сегодня была там. Встречалась там с разными тебе подобными.
Поэтому в общем все хорошо.

твоего моцика не видела. Еще не доехал к нам видимо.

хитрая сволочь этот марик