Откровения Господа, а пришлите мне чего-нибудь интересное и смешное на почту, а то скучно

Ты садист что ли, Ренсон?!!

господа, никто не знает - что это за хуйня? Я, конечно, ламер полнейший, но что-то стрёмно мне тыцкать в подаренную ссылу... И вам не советую, будьте внимательны.

Как это она слишком по-подлому выглядит.

там дохуя

ниасилила, но смеялась)

Dear Sir,

I am Prince James Irabo. from the First Bank of Nigeria

Plc,Lagos Branch.I got your contact through.the internet I

have urgent and very confidential business proposal for

you. On January 7, 1999, an America

Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National

Petroleum Corporation,Mr. Charles Ballassi made a numbered

time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at

US$9,700,000.00(Nine Million Seven Hundred Thousand

Dollars)in my branch upon maturity. I sent a rountine

notification to his forwarding address but got no

reply.After a month,wesent a reminder and finally we

discovered from his contract employers,the Nigerian

National Petroleum Corporation that Mr.Charles Ballassi

died in the plane crash of 31 October 1999 with other passengers aboaed as you can confirm it

yourself via the website below:

http://www.cnn.com/us/9911/02/egyptair990.list/index.html

on further investigation, i found out that he died without

making a WILL, and attempts to trace his next of kin was

fruitless.I therefore made further investigation

and discovered that Mr. Charles Ballassi did not declare

any next of kin or relations in all his official

documents,

including his bank deposit paperwork in my bank. This sum

ofUS$9,700,000.00 is still in my bank and the interest is

being rolled over with the pricipal sum at the end of

eachyear. No one will ever come forward to claim

it.According to Nigerian law, at the expiration of

(Six)years, the money will revert to the ownership of the

Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently,my proposal is that i will like you as a

foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Charles

Ballassi so that the fruit of this old man's labour will

not get into the hands of some corrupt Government

officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide

immediately your

full name and address so that the Attorney will preparethe

necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in

place as the next of kin.We shall employ the service of

two attorney for the drafting and notarization of the WILL

and obtain the ecessary documents and letter of

probate/administration in your favour for the transfer.Any

bank account in any part of the world which you will

provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to

you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will

be paid into your account for us to share in ratio of 60%

for me and 40% for you. There is no risk at all, the

paperwork for this transaction will be done by the

attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees

the successful execution of ths transaction. If you are

interested,please reply immediately via the private email

address below,upon your responce,i shall provide you with

more details and relevant documents that will help you

understand the transaction. Please observe utmost

confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction

would be most profitable for both of us because i shall

require your assitance to invest my share in your country.

Please upon the reciept of this mail message, send to me

the following to enable start the process of the fund into

your bank account:

1. Your full Name and address

2. The name of your bank

where you want the fund to be transferedinto, Account

beneficiary

3. Your private Telephone and fax numbers

Awaiting your urgent reply via my

email:jirabo44@ny.com orjirabo90@ny.com

Thanks and regards,

Prince James Irabo.

MANAGER,FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PlC.

Люблю глаза твои, мой друг,

С игрой их пламенно-чудесной,

Когда их приподымешь вдруг,

И словно молнией небесной

Окинешь бегло целый круг.

....

О!))) считай - уже начали))

но все равно спасибо, СФ, попробую посмеятся в другой раз, со стимуляторами какими-нибудь.

Из-за этого пару лет назад в Польше, кажись, грохнули нигерийского посла.

А пока сходи вот сюда - www.thehun.net

Что сиськи у тебя, как дыни:

Когда их приподымеш вдруг -

Мой медвежонок тихий Винни

Встает, как гризли-бурундук!

Угагаггагагагагаггааа!!! Тащусь от подобных аллюзий!

rak_rak

ты лучше раскажы че на пленке той которую ты проявить хател беспалева?

Бля, я сваливаю срочно, а они где-то завалялись, искать надо, давай завтра вышлю, ок?

Что с удовольствием с тобой бы поеблась.

Однако, есть у нас с тобой одна проблема ныне:

Тебе не лезут в рот мои большие дыни.

Еще тревожит то, что есть сильней очарованье,

Глаза, потупленные ниц

И тихий страстный звук лобзанья

Из-под опущенных ресниц.